The Fairytale - "Black Edition".

WARNING: THE CONTENT OF THIS ARTICLE MAY SEEM INAPPROPRIATE IN SEVERAL WAYS! DON'TREAD IT IF YOU DON'T UNDERTAKE TO SOLELY FOCUS ON THE HUMOUR IN IT!

"White" folk fairytales are quite something. Today I'll not be dwelling much into the inappropriate sex themes and jealousy en shit. I only have one story in mind and this might be offensive to most of you in one way or the other(s). Now, there is this fairytale about this "white"(not "black" obviously and I'll get to that shortly) chick with very long hair who lives in a doorless tower that can only be accessed by anyone who she chooses to drop her hair to climb up en shit.

This update is about my opinion on why the characters in this story are not "black". Let's start with the obvious reasons.

1. Since birth, I've only met one "black" lady with very long hair(not dreadlocks) but she's since cut it short. Now, the rest are using hair from sea biscuit and his relatives and since that shit is sown onto their heads, pulling it would cause them to pull a stunt commonly executed in Nyeri County in Kenya on you.

Incase you are retarded, Sea Biscuit is a Horse's name, my apologies.

Assuming that we're all at par now, let's evaluate the circumstances under which our sisters would let you pull their precious sea biscuit's hair.
1. Censored.
2. Censored.
3. To bring her food but only if she's STARVING.
4. Censored.
5. When you are sewing it on but only as her hair dresser.

Would a sister wait for prince charming that long in such a tower? LOL, HELL NO!

NOW UNTO THE BROTHERS.
Why weren't we choosen to play the part of prince charming in that story besides the obvious fact that we're not in the least bit charming?
1. We fear heights.
2. Most, if not all of us would only climb that tower with one thing in our minds but sadly, the script inconveniently left it out.
3. We were busy doing more brotherly things elsewhere during the auditions.
4.Brothers would be implicated with and charge with fictatious offences like sexual harrasment and male chauvinism for merely touching a white woman's hair, regardless of the scripted instructions. RACISM IS REAL.
5. "Happily ever after" is cool but we don't understand why it doesn't begin as soon as we show up!
6. I did not write that script.

For those wondering how my writing the script is relevant in making the story better, I'm good with designation of talent. I'd a put a brother with a really huge talent on that tower and every time a beautiful princess or anything good looking including domestic animals would pass by, the huge talent would automatically reach out for her/it and if the beauriful princess or that "it" thing would consent to it and reach out for the talent and climb up the tower, the "Happily Ever After" would take place immediately en shit.

Now, I need a brother with sufficient talent and a sister with long real looking hair, whether it's sea biscuit's or not so that we can do our version of that fairytale. SPOILER ALERT: It's gonna involve two towers and the challenging bit will involve the two combining efforts to get to each other. Since we already know what the brother wants from the sister, my script will ensure that the brother is also stinking rich to motivate the sister's response.

LET'S DO THIS!